ITSAWONDERFUL   = Extra life
POPQUIZHOTSHOT  = 1000 bullets
ONANDONANDON    = Maximum continues
SLAUGHTERHOUSE  = Access to first 5 levels on the File menu
IDDQD and IDKFA = Each will show a different credit screen
HATMAN          = Turns Jim into a stick figure
PULSATING       = Makes Jim look like Groucho
BLOATED         = Makes Jim have an afro
FESTERING       = Makes Jim have a red afro
SWEATY          = Makes Jim have big lips
PUSFILLED       = Makes Jim have antennae
MALFORMED       = Makes Jim have glasses
SLUGFORABUTT    = Makes Jim have an arrow thorugh his head and a weird face